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Old 4th Sep 2012, 21:27
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'Personal rotorcraft for all', eh Scoggins?

Somehow I don't think the hat is going to go down well with the chapesses.
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 21:39
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Some short arses will do anything to get on a bar stool.
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 21:52
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Well the rotors not bad, but the giant pin shoved through the side of my shlong to hang under slung loads off is damn painful, though it's doing wonders for the length.



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Old 4th Sep 2012, 22:00
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That's correct 007. And cunningly hidden behind this Sea King mask, everyone will think you're on a SAR mission...
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 22:05
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"Sorry to interrupt, sir, but there's some bloke called Oscar Pistorious says your blades are too long".
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 22:12
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How did I get ever myself into this mess ? If only I had listened to my Mother and joined the Never Again Volunteer Yourself brigade
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 22:13
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Brilliant, Fortescue, just brilliant......no, not that whirly-gig thingie, the stool!

I think you've just solved our Too-expensive-to-retrofit-the-new-carriers-with-a-ski-jump problem overnight! The F-35B TPs will be so pleased!!

Yes, Minister.
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Old 4th Sep 2012, 22:39
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Faster than a speeding pullet, more power than a wet fart! The sixty shilling man... Britains answer to Steve Austin revealed..
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 00:10
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At last the origin of the term "rotor head" is revealed.
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 05:55
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... On Glide Path slightly left of Centreline correcting ... approaching Decison Height ...
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 06:04
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Nookie Bear begins a second career as a helicopter Test Pilot following his split from Roger De Courcey
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 06:48
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STIHL introduce their new Hedge Trimmer for those with problem privet that you just can't reach by other means ... if only
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 06:56
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"I hope he flaps to equality soon".
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 07:26
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New Doctor Who monster revealed as the Daleks seem to tame
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 10:27
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"They told me I was going to be "elevated" to a new position. This isn't what I had in mind".
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 10:30
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"Well, you have to realize that the initial concept for the Harrier ski-ramp had to be proven somehow ... we were also short on machines and resources at the time you see - BUT IT WORKED!"
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 10:54
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Bloggs really wasn't looking forward to EOLs.
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 12:03
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"Westland 42 to base....I wish to report excessive vibration on this Sea King - may have shed some structure...and I think the intercom is U/S as I can't get the Loadie"

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Old 5th Sep 2012, 12:12
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No Bloggs, I said sit on it and rotate
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Old 5th Sep 2012, 12:38
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Which way to the paralympics? I reckon I'm in with a chance.
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