Caption competition

[CoffmanStarter]

Boris Johnson employs a crack team of consultants to work on the new Thames Estuary Airport proposal

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[Kiltrash]

Marshal of the Royal Air Force Sir Arthur Travers Harris, 1st Baronet, GCB, OBE, AFC (13 April 1892 – 5 April 1984), to his staff
(crouching right)

Remember in the last days of the Third Reich Adolf Hitler was personally commanding non existant regiments and squardons in the defence of the Motherland, over my dead body would that be allowed to happen to the armed forces of Great Brittain.

[Temp Spike]

No wonder we keep smashing into mountains, this map is completely flat!

[SASless]

Chunky thinking to himself.....I"f this daft bastard doesn't belt up pretty soon....I am going to poop my pants!"

[Hempy]

Right chaps, this Dieppe place looks just the ticket...

[Temp Spike]

The air field is here, but we are going to surprise everybody and land over here....in the forest where Jerry can't find us.....

[Temp Spike]

That’s it? That’s the plan? My Lord, are you out of your fcuking mind?

[CoffmanStarter]

Chunky ... a cork ?

[CoffmanStarter]

And that Gentlemen is how Uckers will be played in my Command ... NO Navy Rules allowed !

[CoffmanStarter]

The Mess Curtains Committee still agonise over which floral design to choose

[airborne_artist]

"I like to see quite a bit of leg gentlemen, so this will be the new length of WRAF skirts."

[CoffmanStarter]

In best Mr Cholmondley-Warner voice ...

"Tired of using Nav Dividers and Parallel Rulers ... you need the Brady Mk3 for all your Navigation needs ... a thoroughly British design"

[CoffmanStarter]

Right Chaps ... Which one of us has the silliest sounding name ...

[jwcook]

OK gentlemen that's the plan for the Möhne, Dam, now we just need a non- controversial code name for confirmation of a breach.

Well Sir "GINGER" is bound to cause offence to red heads, but if we could use the same letters and mix them up, we just might have it!!!

[CoffmanStarter]

Nope ... can't be done. Anyway I can't think of any possible scenario where we'd have to get a Bomber down to the Falklands Islands both now and in the future

[CoffmanStarter]

News from the Singer Link Sir ... Gibson has found the Dam and want's to know if he can come out now ?

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With the only serviceable Long Range Bomber left in the RAF ... the BBMF prepare contingency plans to get the Lanc operational should we need to visit the Falklands again

[CoffmanStarter]

Cut the map like this Squiffy and there will be enough toilet paper to keep the Mess going for a month ... desperate times Gentlemen

[Buster Hyman]

.........Sir?.............Sir?............*ahem*........Sir?

No, I have no f***ing Idea what to do!