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Old 17th Jul 2012, 09:36
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"Holy cow" was the wrong thing to say when the chef burned the steak on the Bar-b-que
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 15:34
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"She no virgin - Buster Hyman got there first!"
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 15:36
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Annual fire training was always an ordeal for Captain Wu.

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Old 17th Jul 2012, 15:38
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"They used German Shepherd in the curry instead of French Poodle".
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 15:38
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Results will be declared by 1200 EST on Thursday 19 July. That's not a caption!

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Old 17th Jul 2012, 16:42
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"She no virgin - Buster Hyman got there first!"
Ohhhh yes she is, Size DOES matter.....
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 16:53
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Government admits Alan Sugar has been advising on Service manpower

"You're Fired!"
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 18:24
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Nutloose aka "Tuna Can" and Buster aka "Needle Dick".....brought Pvt Chang to tears as they did a practice joust in preparation for the NAAFI Yarn Spinning contest.
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 19:07
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Previously undisclosed picture of Harrier Sqn pilots taking the news of their disbandment with characteristic poise and dignity.

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Old 17th Jul 2012, 19:14
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Private Wong realised he had lost the bet after Private Wang beat his cigarette smoke ring blowing entry by blowing his out of his arse.

Or

The North Korean honour guard broke down in tears yesterday when they realised the cremation of Kim Jong-il was going to take longer than expected and over run into the weekend..


Or

Don't go in there, they're smoking Kippers and it smells like the WAAF block during a heat wave.


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Old 17th Jul 2012, 19:22
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"I say Colonel; Do you think we're overdoing the Sensitivity training?"
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 20:12
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At 53,000rpm, the battallion dentist's drill could remove an entire set of teeth in 24 seconds flat. Dang, it got hot though..
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Old 17th Jul 2012, 22:48
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"I did tell him to give the bog ten minutes after I'd got rid of last night's curry...but did he listen..no!"
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 00:59
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The troops just realised that tonight's entertainment was "Nutloose's greatest hits from the Caption Comp"!

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Oh...if I had a dollar....

Actually, I could use a dollar!
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 01:52
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"Oh no, they closed the trans-gender shower!"
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 07:39
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The troops just realised that tonight's entertainment was "Nutloose's greatest hits from the Caption Comp"!
Corrr, you think they are that good? thank you, sorry I cannot return the compliment
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 07:52
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In an effort to appear more westernised the Korean army finaly pubished proof that their products are not tested on cute little bunny rabbits eye's
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 08:22
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Corrr, you think they are that good? thank you, sorry I cannot return the compliment
It wasn't a long show...
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 09:06
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Quality not quantity is what counts...

Sorry back to the comp.
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Old 18th Jul 2012, 10:03
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You bastards, that was so unfair!
I mean to say: curry - baked beans - cabbage and onions - on top of prunes - just so unfair...(sob)
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