Caption competition

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Private Wong realised he had lost the bet after Private Wang beat his cigarette smoke ring blowing entry by blowing his out of his arse.

Or

The North Korean honour guard broke down in tears yesterday when they realised the cremation of Kim Jong-il was going to take longer than expected and over run into the weekend..


Or

Don't go in there, they're smoking Kippers and it smells like the WAAF block during a heat wave.


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