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Old 27th Dec 2012, 02:29
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Hey you guys STOP Laughing !

I can't be the first guy to fall for the line "Go get a bucket of propwash"
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 04:51
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..and the mighty whale lurched skyward as Ahab roared a merciless’ curse….
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 07:30
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"Give it a wee bit more thrust captain, cattletruck doesn't want to come out to play."

Thanks Buster, and my sincere apologies for missing the award ceremony as my suit was still at the cleaners.
ACW599 yes please do the honors as I'm currently having issues with my account, it's currently being "processed". Thanks.

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Old 27th Dec 2012, 08:52
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The Lockheed chaps were baffled, and couldn't understand how Airbus were able to get "fly by wire" to work...
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 11:10
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Errr Boss, you sent me here telling me my biggest fans were out here -but I can't see anybody......
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 11:18
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Excuse me Mister, can I have my Yo Yo back please.
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 12:14
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I tell you Hoskins....if we let off the brakes....Sid will just go to pieces!
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 12:31
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Say...where'd this Trapeze wire come from?
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 13:00
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Wham-O executives were pleased with the fishing line trials...
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 14:40
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Captain the engines cannae take any more ... cut loose the Klingon Mr Scott !
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 14:50
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Go on then -- give it a yank and pull that damn tooth out for me!
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 19:39
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Damm wire cable thieves are getting bolder.

or

Early HiLo tactical parachute training theory being put into practice

or

Worlds fastest blind runner finds the ideal partner
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 19:42
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Fly by wire Herc you say......... yup hang on..
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 19:44
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AC130 gunship range finding check, 30 feet check, FIRE.
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 20:31
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We'll need another extension cord if you want to fly this Electric Herc around the circuit.
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 20:58
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...Harriet….there’s a Turnip out of the greenhouse again…
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 21:48
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Chiefy's Officer-Training Lesson 1 - How to get them to keep the cockpit tidy. You will need: 2 crocodile clips, a length of cable and access to the National Grid........
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 21:52
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With C130 taking over some SAR work, the boys thought they'd better have a "dope on a rope" like the other SAR assets.
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Old 27th Dec 2012, 23:50
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Finally the CO confirmed that the reports of Capt Flipflop was at too low an altitude on finals were proven when AC Blogg confirmed he had to start running some 2 miles before the aircraft landed.
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Old 28th Dec 2012, 00:52
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While converting jet fuel to noise, plod began pulling his wire…
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