The results:
Honourable mention to Buster;
"Herr Nutty missed out on the Nazi equivalent of the Purple Heart when he explained that the injury occurred whilst he was chasing coq..."
However, as Buster provided the photo, I have to declare him ineligible.
In third place - Runaway Gun;
"Serco catering contracts failed to satisfy the soldier's hunger even in Germany 1942."
Second - Fox 3;
[quote]
"I vas to be voken at 06:00, not 06:02!
vor zis you will DIE!"
And the winner is Canadian WokkaDoctor;
"Even when brandishing a knife, Lieutenant Gruber still looked slightly camp!"
Take it away Canuck Chopper Bopper!