Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"I see you baby,........"


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Dubya was given a very hard time during basic training.

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Not only were the common soldiery lead by donkeys, they had to carry them too.

[Buster Hyman]

Manuel regretted saying that he'd do anything for a Burrito...

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"I'm a Donkey on the edge!"

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Italian KP ration packs have come a long way.

[Roadster280]

The RSM had devised a way to get around the problem of packhorses also being subject to the European Working Time Directive.

[Arm out the window]

"Four legs good, two legs bad. Now step on it, Jack!"


"So, you say you're from Bray?"

[Exascot]

It has to be from 'Life of Brian' so not very original:

'He's not very well again'

[500N]

"The new method of getting fresh meat to the soldier's in the field."


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[500N]

He'd heard that you couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo so thought it might protect him from bullets.

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[m3181]

eeaww eeaww ealways calls me that

[The Nr Fairy]

Yes, Bloggs - a good attempt at natural camouflage, but how many other donkeys do you see around you ?

[Rather be Gardening]

"Looks like a natural for the Blues and Royals to me, Sarge, although I'm not quite sure he's got the hang of the Musical Ride"

[jamesdevice]

Smtih, stopping acting like an ass

[airborne_artist]

Corporal of Horse Bloggs came to discover what happens if you wallop your donkey too hard.

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".. and the really clever bit about this pantomine donkey is that the man doing the back legs is totally invisible"

[Shlonghaul]

Well it's like this, we were playing cards the other night and when I lost out I was told on the next patrol I'd have to haul Ass!

[EyesFront]

Embedding politicians into the front line isn't new - here's a rare picture of an early trial

[Tashengurt]

"Poorly? No, he's just a little hoarse!"

[cameltruck]

I heard there's a medal in it for saving the commander's ass.

[Buster Hyman]

This is what happens when you get the Donkey vote!

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Donkey: "It started as itchy balls, and now it's a Major pain in the.....!"

[NutLoose]

I keep telling you Scroggins, there isn't any beaches in Afghanistan, so you ain't gonna win any hearts and minds offering donkey rides on the beach to the locals......

[Martin the Martian]

"So what did you mean when you told me to shift my ass, Sarge?"

[622]

"Simpkins....when I said try a donkey jacket...I meant....."