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Old 30th Dec 2015, 12:33
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Prince Harry's royal bodyguard had something of a rough tour during their deployment to Afghanistan.
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Doubling up for Flight Pay took an evil turn under the new Austerity Program.
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I hope they get the brakes fixed on this cab soon because I'm fed up of being a chock; last week Maverick here had my left leg off, what with his running landings an' all that!
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 12:54
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The Nimrod backseaters were not impressed with their reassignment
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:07
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"How far back does that gun rotate?"
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Grandad was a tail end Charlie during the war so, I just carried on the tradition...
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:11
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Umm...is the rocket launcher loaded?
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:11
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This is all good and well but its not doing anything for my piles
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:12
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What part of Don't take off until we've finished checking the tyres did you not understand?
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:13
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Call immigration, we got some stowaways again!
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:31
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The new air sea rescue package wasn't all it cracked up to be.
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:45
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The only Theatre I need inserting to is an Operating one to get this wheel removed
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 13:47
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You can't get better than a Quick Fit Fitter
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The bonding training with the Armed Forces was not quite what the McLaren F1 Pit Crew expected.
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 15:05
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Don't worry ... It's only Tom Cruise doing his A400M trick on one of our choppers
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 15:11
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In an effort to improve training efficiency, AAC QHI's now lift off with three students and hot swap a body every hour
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 15:12
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 15:15
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Clearly Sgt Bloggs of the AAC failed to action the 'Remove Before Flight" lanyard
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Old 30th Dec 2015, 15:18
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Just out of shot the Health & Safety Officer gives birth to kittens
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"This wasn't what I expected when they mentioned early retirement "
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