OK then judging time........
Please excuse my sense of humour but these are the three I found most tickling......
3rd - Dunky
The origin of the term "Crab Air" finally revealed
2nd - dc1968
'Mate...are you sure the main planes are fitted the right way round on this one?'
but the winner is
and I can't quite believe I'm doing this......
is
Buster with
Phwoar! Check out the turrets on her!
Well done!! You found my level of wit!!!