US Researchers have won this year's Ig Nobel prize for showing that camelsh@gging is in fact a climatic climactic preference, not an ethnic one.
Prof "Shagga" Wallaby said "Next year we plan to investigate East Europeans working on pig farms in Lincolnshire to confirm our theory."
The research was sponsored by several Arab nations who had no influence on the findings, oh no. Really. Honest. Would you like a gold Rolex too?