Caption competition
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"Oi, you farting around with the oxygen mask - leave it alone and step down from the jet, 'cos your f*ckin' nicked, twinkletoes! George, you take care of the bird - alright darlin', SHUT IT!
....Eh?.....You sure?....... Claire Sweeney? who the f*ck's she?
..Oh bollocks, wrong sketch....
....Eh?.....You sure?....... Claire Sweeney? who the f*ck's she?
..Oh bollocks, wrong sketch....
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Having purchased the 'inflatable love toy' from eBay, Flt Lt Wilson was keen to get her fully inflated before she joined the mile-high club.
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Who says Pigs Can't Fly?
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Who says Pigs Can't Fly?
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The result
Well, this has gone quiet so it must be time to judge:
Speedpig: congrats -top keyboard ruining response. Over to you.
High marks also go to Tombstone although the image of having your wife as GIB is truly horrifying, they're bad enough in the car.
Speedpig: congrats -top keyboard ruining response. Over to you.
High marks also go to Tombstone although the image of having your wife as GIB is truly horrifying, they're bad enough in the car.
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I am delighted to accept the cheque for £1.000.000 however, I wish to donate it to the pprune home for infirm airmen. Infirm seamen should be wiped up quickly.
This one made me laugh without a caption so you lot should have a riot. Enjoy
This one made me laugh without a caption so you lot should have a riot. Enjoy
Recent Selection Tests requiring aspiring London Policemen to walk on hot coals has been reported as being in violation of HSE codes and will be suspended until proper procedures can be written.
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The Boss's idea of doing the annual swimming test in fancy dress went down well with the lads.
No-one could quite understand why the nuns wore policeman's helmets when they went to the seaside for the day.
No-one could quite understand why the nuns wore policeman's helmets when they went to the seaside for the day.
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JPA a good system!?? Yeh, right - and pigs might fly
(Said with tongue in cheek. Please don't arrest me or point that speed camera at me!
(Said with tongue in cheek. Please don't arrest me or point that speed camera at me!
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Surprising results were observed after the police successfully raided a PCP factory where two valuable lessons were learnt...*Don't* drop the evidence and *do* wear a face mask....