Caption competition
"Er no Boris the batteries DO NOT go in there"
or
"For heavens sake don't pull that string or she might blow up!"
or
Some lyrics from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (sort of appropriate(!))
"What do you see,
You people gazing at me
You see a doll on a music box
That's wound by a key ......"
One last one;
"Coo & you thought YOU had had a close shave last night Sergi....!"
or
"For heavens sake don't pull that string or she might blow up!"
or
Some lyrics from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (sort of appropriate(!))
"What do you see,
You people gazing at me
You see a doll on a music box
That's wound by a key ......"
One last one;
"Coo & you thought YOU had had a close shave last night Sergi....!"
Last edited by Rocket2; 10th Dec 2011 at 16:19.
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Bad timing, Boss! As well as the dodgy dress, he says she's got another really big red spot underneath.......
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Last call for a "sniff" at winning this one..... will be pulling a winner from her drawers tomorrow..... 
I know, they were terrible.......
I know, they were terrible.......
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It is that time again...........
ToptoBottom with
Right! I think I know where that flapping noise is coming from - slow her down to 5 RPM and let's try again...
Runner up places are
6Z3 with
Circuit breaker has popped chief, I'll just reset it a moment
and again with
Nah, wrong way, you're just tightening it up.
Special mention must go to
Rocket2 for actually knowing the words to the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang theme song....
OVER TO YOU TOPTOBOTTOM
ToptoBottom with
Right! I think I know where that flapping noise is coming from - slow her down to 5 RPM and let's try again...
Runner up places are
6Z3 with
Circuit breaker has popped chief, I'll just reset it a moment
and again with
Nah, wrong way, you're just tightening it up.
Special mention must go to
Rocket2 for actually knowing the words to the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang theme song....
OVER TO YOU TOPTOBOTTOM
Many thanks Nutloose - although I'm humbled in the wake of ACW599's mighty 'coffee in the nostrils' contribution...
Let's try this bad boy - judging on 21st unless things dry up in the meantime...
Let's try this bad boy - judging on 21st unless things dry up in the meantime...