OK Judging time!!!
In third place :-
Rather be Gardening
An early prototype of the archetypal Bond villain complete with cat, german accent, eccentric clothing and various weapons.
In second Place:-
squeaker
Mysterious German Army uniform thefts continue!
Cat burglar suspected...
And first place goes to
Nutloose
When asked what he would like for his birthday celebrations, Hauptmann Shultz was concerned that his request for a little pussy in a minidress and knee high leather boots had somehow been lost in the interpretation.
Over to you!!