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Old 21st Nov 2011, 16:55
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That horse reminds me of the woman who spoke about her husband in RAF in the Daily Mail recently.

It takes a fence easily.
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Old 21st Nov 2011, 16:58
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Sapper Johnson the dyslexic soldier was beginning to regret his winning entry in the Help For Heroes Jim'll Fix It Christmas 2011 Special.

Under "describe your perfect day" he wrote....

Mi idel day wud bea to get me ead down wif some hoarse and get em spredeaguld.
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Old 21st Nov 2011, 20:35
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"Ay Veektor, make a wish"
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 08:32
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Jonny fartpants attempts to beat his own world record at the annual 'Horse Hovering' contest in Dusseldorf.
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 09:05
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"And one staff officer jumped right over the other staff officer's crack".
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 09:11
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This is not quite what I meant when I said I wanted to watch the Pole vaulting
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 10:26
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Sir Alex Guinness takes time out from filming "The Man in a White Suit 2" to watch the budget strapped inter service horse trials.
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 10:42
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"I admit I volunteered for the 2012 Olympic combined fencing and showjumping team, but you never told me I was going to be the actual showjumping fence!"
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 11:07
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Iron shod knacker clackers had Igor wishing he was far less exposed to a shoddy jump as he feared the whooshing of suddenly inhaled air might just be his and not the audience.
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Old 22nd Nov 2011, 15:10
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Search for lost contact lens almost ends in tragedy.
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 06:26
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This round was a little stop-start, so I'll make the call early for the weekend I think...

Second place: Squeaker with;

(Man on left) "Simple really, I convinced the CO I should not be the one in the middle because I'm pregnant.."
And...as much as it hurts...I'll pay this round to my nemesis...NUTLOOSE!!!!

The RAF Harrier display team, not to be outdone by the lack of Harriers, show the theory in action by supporting a horse and rider on a column of flatulent air......
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 06:55
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... all outfits were supplied by Moss bros...

Edit : this seems to have appeared before the photo: must be those new-fangled superluminal neutrinos on their way to Italy
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 09:33
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In hindsight it was clear to the Fifeshire Synchronised Swimming Team that training in Dalgety Bay had been a mistake.

(er: this has appeared directly above the pic to which it refers. Weird).

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Old 24th Nov 2011, 11:48
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I thought I was your Arch Nemesis

Ok suppose i better get this one on the way again with something topical... Same as norm, scores on the doors next friday unless it dies a death.....


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Old 24th Nov 2011, 12:07
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The Wash Your Hands campaign may have to be extended.

or

The march of the Wookies.

or

Hands up if you need antifungal cream.
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 12:37
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Not only has Amy Winehouse really let herself go, she's brought her new backup singers too!

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The front row at the Justin Bieber concert, disprove the lack of pubic hair theory...
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 13:40
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"Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a big hand for the Army Sniper Display Team!"

P1
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 16:41
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Mark Serwotka leads the rest of his civil servant colleagues out on strike.
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 19:20
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The Greens Rally
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Old 24th Nov 2011, 21:16
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