Caption competition
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Have you seen the taxiway, up and down Mig alleyway
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
Collision caused hysteria, I'm off to Siberia
Ejecting every time, scratching for a rhyme
If you've blued and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where a pilot sits,
Putin's having' fits!
To the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz.
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
Collision caused hysteria, I'm off to Siberia
Ejecting every time, scratching for a rhyme
If you've blued and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where a pilot sits,
Putin's having' fits!
To the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz.
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"Vhen i said Ve need a Fulcrum I meant ze mig 29 dumkofph"
"Arrrgghhh, I zaid come round ze zide of ze Flanker, not try to Flank her"
"you think zhis is bad, just vait till Boris tries to pull her under ze other von."
"Arrrgghhh, I zaid come round ze zide of ze Flanker, not try to Flank her"
"you think zhis is bad, just vait till Boris tries to pull her under ze other von."
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"I dunno what happened boss, we were taxying along minding our own business then all of a sudden this damn golf ball came slicing across the front and hit the windscreen.... startled, we both looked around to see who the hell was such a poor player and then all of a sudden.. bang.... and here we are having this conversation"
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Third place - SteveCox with
There, that will give the American spy satellites something to think about.
Second Place - Canadian WokkaDoctor with
So, SAC Bloggins, you are saying it was like that before you connected the towing arm?
(we've all heard similar!)
..and the winner is...
Would someone fetch a suitable sized bucket of water...
over to you, Lurker Below!
There, that will give the American spy satellites something to think about.
Second Place - Canadian WokkaDoctor with
So, SAC Bloggins, you are saying it was like that before you connected the towing arm?
(we've all heard similar!)
..and the winner is...
Would someone fetch a suitable sized bucket of water...
over to you, Lurker Below!
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"That's better skip, we will save a fortune on tyres "
" Ok can I board the passengers now? and can you also get on to the Movers and cancel the airstair"
" Ok can I board the passengers now? and can you also get on to the Movers and cancel the airstair"
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" Skip, you know how you said your day couldn't get any worse? well the radio bod is here to change the lower ADF aerial"