Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Don't worry about the undercarriage if you come back Herr Leutnant - there isn't any !"

[Buster Hyman]

This one was built based on the plans we sent to the Japanese. Of course, one set of plans was lost when the Sub was sunk but...sit down Herr Gruber....

[Danny42C]

"Hauptman Hoskins, isn't it a bit late to be swotting up die Flugzeugführernoten ?"

[Arm out the window]

Some very funny responses, well done to everyone ...

Honourable mentions include (but are not limited to):

Buster

Do you have the paperwork Herr Gruber?
No, I've already given the loadsheet back.
Ha, ha...no, I meant your last will & testament silly!

Traffic is er was

Is it safe? As long as you maintain three points of contact and set it up on level ground you can go up and down all day.....Oh, ....you mean.....

Nutty

"Do you smoke sir? you soon vile be"

But for sheer amusing silliness, I must give it to Daz Daz with:

Jet......" yes yes yes!!!! Dig those thumbs in on my altimeter connections, does anyone have a tissue?

All yours mate!

[CoffmanStarter]

Well done Daz

[Arm out the window]

Although I must add it's not strictly a jet, though I suppose a rocket could be said to be a jet if you're talking about a jet of material being ejected from the nozzle to produce thrust ... or maybe not ... err ... beer time!

[CoffmanStarter]

No worries AOTW ... Newton's Third Law still prevails

[exuw]

Daz Daz is clearly otherwise engaged.

Let's see if his twin brother can step in.

Omo Omo, wherefore art thou Omo?

[HeloSammy]

"Und vat RPM is required for zat propeller to move zis schitzenballen?!

[dazdaz1]

Thank you arms out of window, new caption in the next 20 mins

Dazdaz

[dazdaz1]

Here we go.............

[PingDit]

"...and you're sure you doing that will make me see further Sarge?"

[Pontius Navigator]

I tell you, there's no one around, no one will notice.

[Wensleydale]

Obviously American - he has allowances in his wallet worth stealing!!

[Wensleydale]

What's the problem? Prince Harry didn't mind when I did it to him!

[SASless]

The Navy might dress up like the Army.....

[HeloSammy]

"See that wee-tiny speck on the horizon? That's the last little bit of your dignity, lover boy!"

[exuw]

Up a bit. No, down a bit more. Right a bit. Yeah, just there. Mmmmmm - that's much better.

[exuw]

Is that a pace stick in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

[ShyTorque]

"Hmmm, still got a soggy patch in your lucky tartan boxers.....you never did get over your flight in that ME163, did you, Fritz?"