Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"When I said take me to Bombay, this isn't what I meant..........!"
Oh that's dreadful....
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"When I said pimp my ride, I want a low convertible job with lots of power, this was not what i meant"....
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Judgement Day:
In 3rd place we have ACW599's contribution with the astute observation
(... try google ...)
In 2nd place, Mend Em with:
(... and obviously some people care about the difference between Tomcats and Eagles in such circumstances.)
And the winner is cattletruck with
In 3rd place we have ACW599's contribution with the astute observation
Parturiunt montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
In 2nd place, Mend Em with:
There you have it. The answer to the question of 'How many Tomcats can you fit in a mini?' is 'Not quite one'.
And the winner is cattletruck with
The ordinance sheet said attach one bomb. Now, a bit to the right...
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"Quick open the window and we will see if we can get the sh*t to hit the fan"
Or
Despite several training sessions in advanced potty training, it was still proving difficult to get Royal Naval aircrew out of the life time habit of using the Head..
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Or
Despite several training sessions in advanced potty training, it was still proving difficult to get Royal Naval aircrew out of the life time habit of using the Head..
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Skipper, I think I'll use Morse code. I don't fancy the way you have to swipe yer credit card on the payphone.
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"Call the ball"
"Which one?"
(And yes, I also know it's not a Tomcat!!!)
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"Call the ball"
"Which one?"
(And yes, I also know it's not a Tomcat!!!)
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"I will tell you now, the Nav is going to be seriously pissed off when he see what you have used his maps for"