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Old 25th Aug 2011, 15:07
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Now THAT'S what I call a Bazooka Joe!
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Old 25th Aug 2011, 15:14
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Tell your Mom that my personal weapon is almost as big.

Or

So I line up the head's office with these black lines and just squeeze here?
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Old 25th Aug 2011, 22:26
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Friendly fire.
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Old 26th Aug 2011, 12:18
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No mister - you didn't understand what I mean't when I said I'd play with your weapon if you gave me a sweetie
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Old 26th Aug 2011, 14:04
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Early photo of Jake Blues' girlfriend.
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Old 26th Aug 2011, 14:42
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And this year's must have Christmas toy is.........
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Old 26th Aug 2011, 14:44
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Sarah Palin's daughter looks at train-stopping weapons.
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Old 27th Aug 2011, 05:30
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St Trinians go shopping for weapons upgrade.
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Old 27th Aug 2011, 08:50
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" That's right, we developed it for Greg Norman, you put the cross hairs on the pole, squeeze the trigger and it fires golf balls out of the front and up the fairway"

"Cool can i have one for my daddy for christmas?, his golfing is crap too!"










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Old 27th Aug 2011, 20:09
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The Red coats at Buttlins weren't going to take an $hit this summer.

iX
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Old 27th Aug 2011, 23:15
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Now that the Hobbits were packing some serious firepower, it was time to wipe that smug look off the faces of the Elves'!
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Old 27th Aug 2011, 23:32
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I'm not your ho, and you can shove your five... bro....
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Old 28th Aug 2011, 13:17
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This'll teach Mummy not to make me eat lumpy custard!
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Old 28th Aug 2011, 21:48
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"OK Deal - I'll definitely give you my iPhone for this!"
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Old 28th Aug 2011, 23:56
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Some cracking entries so far!
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Hell hath no fury like a little girl scorned, with a rocket.
Or Mother Nature.
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Old 29th Aug 2011, 00:10
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"Hey Mister, do you think the reason I can't see out of this thing is because you left the lens cap on?"
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Old 29th Aug 2011, 02:05
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"I'm sorry you got demoted Sarge, but when you said you'd like me to see your MAN PAD, well..."
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Old 29th Aug 2011, 16:12
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Sure is one MoFo super soaker!!
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Old 30th Aug 2011, 18:10
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OK, some great entries - the envelopes please.....

In third place...LURKER BELOW with

St Trinians go shopping for weapons upgrade

In second, BUSTER HYMAN with several good ones, the best being the laconic

......PULL!

But in first place, with his/her first ever post THE MEKON with

Little Red Riding Hood aims to Focke Wulf


and also receives the Michael Caine Not A Lot Of People Know That Award

as the (little) Red Riding Hood was a WWII missile system designed to be fired from a Focke Wulf!

Over to you on Venus, The Mekon
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Old 30th Aug 2011, 21:24
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Good call! I didn't even bother after I saw Mekons entry!
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