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PM: "That's right. The danger was palpable...I'll admit it, I was scared that something might happen. I mean, Pippas arse was right there...you could almost reach out & grab it...hmmm...So, what do you chaps do?"
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Ok, so the max I can go to is 4 weeks redundancy pay when tour ex and I'll throw in a medal too..
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I tell ya, they will steal anything, see the two grooves in the frame, that was where the double glazing used to be.
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The last lot you visited and sung the praises of 'ad their Harriers and Carrier scrapped a month later, so don't think we will fall for the same bull**** 'ere mate...
....as I was saying Chaps....all this kevlar and armored vest kit....you see in the new budget there will be no money for such unnecessary kit as you.....Whiz...WHOP....Bang!
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The cuts are getting so bad, even the cam netting is full of holes Dave..
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Look lads, only 4 rounds a day, we cannot afford more than that.
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Look lads, only 4 rounds a day, we cannot afford more than that.
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"Ahhh.... so this means a five fingered shuffle... in Westminster we call it a Cabinet reshuffle.......... same thing really"...
"Listen, as true as I'm standing here with a cup of tea in my hand, I promise that you will all be getting a 10% pay rise, extra leave, and a ticker tape parade through the streets of London."
"So yeah, Liz really does an over-the-top grand rolling gesture, which in my opinion is quite snobbish, whereas my official wave is a more everyman casual flick of the hand which the modern day man can relate to - like this."
