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Old 31st Aug 2011, 23:27
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First post ever, and he's won it!!!!

('twas a good-un...)
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Old 1st Sep 2011, 19:59
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I wonder if The Mekon will ever make a second post...
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Old 1st Sep 2011, 21:21
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who's first to blink?!
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Old 1st Sep 2011, 22:59
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I did PM him also.

If there's nothing by lunchtime tomorrow........PULL!
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Old 1st Sep 2011, 23:56
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Well, it's almost lunchtime...

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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 00:25
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SBS trial the militarised version of the Box Brownie.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 00:29
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"Sneak ashore they said, take some clandestine photos of the installation they said, and what happens, I lose smiffy in the surf with the bloody flashgun".....
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 06:18
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Nigel was beginning to regret his decision to become a Lighthouse Keeper.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 06:52
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The MOD now claim to have Maritime Patrol covered.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 07:06
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Developing and testing the first portaloo was not for the fainthearted
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 07:10
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"Roll up kids! Reach right into my lucky dip box and see if you can find my snorkel!"
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 07:30
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How to disguise the speedo semi.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 09:20
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The SBS were pleased to launch a marinised version of "What the butler saw".
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 09:31
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After some final tweaks and fixing a loose nut Buster was ready to test his new shark repelling machine.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 09:43
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Due to defence cuts, the SBS have been asked to buy their Gaddafi detection equipment through e-bay.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 10:28
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BAe win the contract for new divers torches.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 10:43
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Under new H&S regulations to minimise radiation, servicemen are asked to do their own x-rays underwater.

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So what's in the box, Chiefie?
That van had 'Cabinet Records Office' on the side

Never you mind, lad. Just go strap it to that old mine on the bottom like I told you. It's the new Freedom of Information policy.
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 11:07
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A lack of investors meant Jacques Cousteau had to find his own R&D budget.
"Ice creams, choc ices...!!"
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 15:27
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The WRNS finally acquiesced to demands of "Show us yer box!".
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Old 2nd Sep 2011, 17:09
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"Now you'll have to keep that kit on for three weeks - until your herpes clears up."
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