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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:08
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"The bed of the pickup truck is inordinately short. Perhas it was designed for a special purpose, such as towing."
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:11
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What did the bomb say, when it tried to pick up the young lady?

"You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little rusty."
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:13
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"Which aircraft type is this ordnance reserved for?"

"The jugs sir"
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:15
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"It's amazing Ginger. All this lot will end up whistling down on the enemy destroying the entire target. I get us in the right place, and all you have to do is press the tit.
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:17
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"After she had that between her legs Doc, it's no wonder I started suffering from Performance Anxiety."
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 03:18
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Conan the Librarian secretly wishes he had been Conan the Armourer
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 06:44
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Voice off: "YOU! That blue THING you're wearing! That's not uniform! Take it off at once!"
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 09:49
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Recently declassified BRIXMIS imagery suggests that early Soviet designs for guided bombs were surprisingly radical.
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 10:25
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Mohammed wasn't sure that the virgins WOULD be in the next life, so he was taking no chances and packing one of his own.
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 10:55
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Wink Nice hardback
There, I told you these Paveway IIIs have a Hardback!
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 11:01
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Why didn't she get the part in Dr Strangelove?
She rides the bomb better than Slim Pickens.
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 11:39
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The coalition forces resort to the use of weapons of mass distraction
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 12:01
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Boom or bust or sommin?
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 12:06
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"if you stare at the picture for long enough, you may eventually realise that there is a desert-coloured truck in the background"
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 12:09
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The troop's resentment lessened considerably when they were shown the brighter side of conscription.
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 15:52
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The Armourers got the wrong end of the stick the first time they tried to assemble the "Enhanced" Paveway LGB.
Or
Now that is a "Smart" bomb.
P.S. I imagine one of those landing on your head would hurt!
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Old 9th Mar 2006, 20:47
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When it came to rendering safe, the EOD team realised it would need a light touch.

or

The double TIALD waited to be uncaged.
 
Old 10th Mar 2006, 05:22
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Thumbs up Clearly an Armouress
Clearly this bird has the training to make an informed choice......Lots o' HE there, but she chooses to straddle to GBU-24 Penetrator!
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 08:31
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Does my bomb look big in this...?
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 09:13
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