Okay, I reckon we should keep the ball rolling here so, without further adieu...(and apologies if this, indeed, is a repeat...it's a big thread now!)
3rd NutLoose: Initial test clips for the new series of "Some mothers do ave them" showed that Michael Crawford had not aged well. (Special mention for
machine gummer)
2nd Pontius: "Eeehh, during the war I used to hold weapons this big in my hands all the time......ended up with a mouth THIS wide for some, unfathomable, reason"
This weeks winner...
squeaker: Government plans to re-introduce National Service, but this time for the Over 65s. After all, they're the ones who seem really keen on the idea..
Some good entries, and very topical too...over to you Squeaker!