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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 11:18
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No, NO, NO...... for the last time, you can't call Bogie on your six to the pilot when you have simply fished one out with your thumb....

Or

Man outside

"Yes, I am a Nav, you can tell, I haven't learnt how to lace my boots all the way up yet"
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 12:49
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The nav got out like a shot when the Capt offered some post-sortie stress relief.

P1
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 15:36
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And you program the satnav like this....
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 16:31
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"for the last time, it's not supposed to work in 'O-F-F' mode do you understand?"
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 16:42
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Do NOT under any circumstances press this button.
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Old 23rd Jul 2011, 19:00
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Maverick was getting fed up with having to show goose how to switch the radar on at the start of every flight
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Old 24th Jul 2011, 00:54
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"That's it sir, I just need you to put your thumb on this screen, then look into the camera and you're through border control - welcome to Afghanistan!!"
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Old 24th Jul 2011, 08:21
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"Now shove the Sky viewing card in the slot. There you go -- Dirty Housewives, just like I said".
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Old 24th Jul 2011, 10:29
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More than just an ATCO
 
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If I'd known you had to squat to pea we could have gone somewhere less public.
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 11:53
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"Right, target store is here. Tway first, then Mize, and Calcavecchia tertiary target...got it? And try not to choke on the ration pack..."
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 15:54
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OK panic over, I have my sandwich on visual.
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 18:17
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There now, I've wiped all the salt water spray off of your pacifier.
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 19:28
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Oh, and one final thing...the squipper who checked your seat and packed your chute had $500 on you to win the masters that time....
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 20:38
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...and, after giving it a second run through to confirm the final paper position, they thought that this new "Toilet Drill" would really work.
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Old 25th Jul 2011, 22:36
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Here it is...a Slazenger 7.
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Old 26th Jul 2011, 12:36
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...and if you press this button you get to fly the plane home on your own, or if you press this one you get to walk home, got it?
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Old 27th Jul 2011, 22:00
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"Goose".

That's an interesting callsign. How did you come by that?
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Old 27th Jul 2011, 22:31
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"Greg. If you can't get a Birdie in a Tomcat, then it's more than just your swing!"

Judging tommorrow....
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Old 27th Jul 2011, 22:37
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And to quote Annie

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!




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Old 28th Jul 2011, 16:14
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Any news??

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