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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 15:56
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"Yeah Yeah, I know...... having my wings on the wrong breast is the least of my problems!

In 60 years from now they will have machines to do this and the Donkey can retire."
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 16:03
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Fred's submitted design for mobile RPG's for the Third World competition.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 16:03
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Wehrmacht kamikazes didn't seem quite as "into it" as their Japanese counterparts.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 16:05
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Or a totally unashamed play on the one above

"In 60 years from now I will have retired and the Donkey's will be running the show."

or

we managed to get it in, but just don't ask where we put the phimat.

or

as they say in England, Vorsprung Durk Feckedit.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 16:15
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The Donkey told me he only joined up because his sister knows a Goat who joined the RAF and he's always going on fancy parades and meeting royalty.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 16:36
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Following the news that a police officer in the West Midlands had to wear a headcam while on duty to monitor his conduct, the Glorious Republic of Kazakhstan decides to follow suit.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 17:22
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Right, chief, I'll need my kite back on the line in the morning...
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 18:18
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Franz dreaded playing Buckaroo.
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 18:24
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The first Luftwaffe Jet assisted cargo flight was rudimentary
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 20:02
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"And to think I only volunteered for the army because of fat kids at Skegness!"
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 20:16
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Donkey made a poor second to the ogre when it came to carrying the PanzerShrek!
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 20:19
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When I said "Get your ass under that gun - what I meant was.............."
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 22:09
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when Franz was securely strapped into position, he could almost reach the gun
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Old 2nd Sep 2010, 22:52
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After the successful redesign of the Me262 into a bomber, Hitler decided to turn his attention to the Panzer...
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 01:24
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Although headway was being made on the new Human/Animal Language Interface Unit, problems with the size of the microphone and viewing sight were still obvious....
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 02:03
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The German version of Avatar was less successful...
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 02:21
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"It really works, if I stamp my left hoof he takes off running..."
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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 05:33
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"Airman makes ass of donkey"

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Old 3rd Sep 2010, 05:44
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"PanzerAss? Why does he call you that?"
"Hee-aww, Hee-aww, He always calls me that..."
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What the British Army will look like soon, with the proposed budget cuts!
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