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Old 16th Aug 2010, 10:27
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Once again, I OWN the Death Star and I do not have to queue up after these neddies to get lunch! (With apologies to Eddie Izzard)
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Old 16th Aug 2010, 12:00
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OK which one of you has nicknamed me Susan Boyle?!!
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Old 16th Aug 2010, 12:02
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See I told you, he polishes his helmet every night, and gets RSI because of it.
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Old 16th Aug 2010, 14:04
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Darth Vader's E.T. impression had lost something in the translation.
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Old 17th Aug 2010, 11:34
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It was this one constable, she snatched my light sabre..
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Old 17th Aug 2010, 13:03
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"I find your lack of funding disturbing..."

OR

"Letting the aircrew have this much input on the latest HMCS was considered a mistake by some..."
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Old 17th Aug 2010, 14:17
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The other councillors started to realise that, even for Boris Johnson, this behaviour was bizarre...
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Old 17th Aug 2010, 16:56
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I tell you, Commander - she may look pretty now, but when I woke up with her earlier today she definitely had a beard!
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Old 17th Aug 2010, 19:32
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Go on love, just pull it, those sprouts at lunchtime will work a treat!

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Old 17th Aug 2010, 21:14
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The clothing store has run out of white flying gloves again !!
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Old 18th Aug 2010, 20:42
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Last call....judging tomorrow !
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Old 18th Aug 2010, 22:26
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Lord Vader presents Jedi 3 and Jedi 16 to the Federation, explaining that they are not in fact Jedi Knights, but Harrier Mates with a sense of humour.

(This is of course Science Fiction, hence the sense of humour bit)
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Old 18th Aug 2010, 22:40
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In a galaxy close, close to home...October 2010...post SDSR...


Vader: "I can feel a disturbance in the force."

Bloke: "Disturbance! You're not f#(*!ng kidding!"
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Old 18th Aug 2010, 22:45
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What they gave you a medal for shooting down wasn't a real Boogie, This is a real Boogie...
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Old 18th Aug 2010, 22:51
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"Hello. My name is Darth and I'm an alcoholic..."
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 00:14
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OK who wrote on the back of my Tie Fighter "How am I driving?"
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 01:49
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More powerful than the Force, Darth demonstrates the Wushi Finger Hold.
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 09:33
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"Yes I did ask him nicely, Lord Vader, but Yoda's not going to budge on this one: three A grades are not enough to get you into Jedi Academy."



"No my Lord, I have absolutely no idea why Darth Maul wants to run against you in the leadership contest. You'd better ask your mum."

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Old 19th Aug 2010, 13:36
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Of course you can't see the light sabre for real, it's a special effect, D'uh.
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Old 19th Aug 2010, 14:36
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"Yes, I can sense that the Force is strong in both of you. However, you WILL do the bleep test -- NOW!"
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