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Old 27th Dec 2013, 13:19
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 13:26
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Being sent to Coventry, even in winter, meant snow on Picnic tables. But Turkey curry reminders don't make inside of an office smell good.
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 14:08
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"Ahhh Private Scroggins., phase one of turning you into Darth Vader appears complete, we will concentrate on the other jaw next."
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 15:25
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Thanks Private Baldrick, this liquorice sure tastes slimy.
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 21:07
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Allen Key? What missing Allen Key?
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 21:22
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Just a little tot of AVPIN to keep the cold out
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 22:05
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I know it's March Mr Bloggs, but there's a war on and we can't be seen wasting the Christmas leftovers.
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 02:00
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"Sgt is there anything I can put on these compo biscuits to make them more palatable"

"Yes lad, the wrapper"
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 07:38
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The chest-bursting aliens seemed to be straying a little off course after the festivities.
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 09:13
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"You horrible little man, how many times have you been told you must eat, up and down, up and down, not side to side like a cow. Only hofficers are allowed to eat up and down and side to side. And since when have you been allowed to wear your goggles like a pilot. You're on a fizzer, my office in number one's in three minutes. Move!"
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 13:50
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Even while training for the Thousand Yard Stare Bloggs was still entitled to a tea break.
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 14:22
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toptobottom was intent on spending the rest of the year chewing over the entries.

P1
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 15:09
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Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!! This is worse than a Ryanair hot dog.
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 15:28
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'Not fit for a dog' thought Scoggins about his Korean internet bride's sandwiches.

'Come to think of it, where is Lassie? Haven't seen him for days'
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 16:03
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"Ahhh, mess food just as I remember it"
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Old 28th Dec 2013, 16:20
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Old 30th Dec 2013, 13:41
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TTB couldn't believe the Caption Comp was about to slip over to page 2...


Last call for the final entries for 2013 (there have been some gooduns); judging tomorrow at 16:00Z

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Old 30th Dec 2013, 14:26
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10 legged lesser spotted Alien was creeping past the aluminium flask when someone took a photo. Death ray soon ended that idea.
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Old 30th Dec 2013, 20:18
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"Are you sure this is really the '03 Gevrey-Chambertin? I think there's a hint of Pinot, and there's certainly a lot of tannin at the finish".
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Old 30th Dec 2013, 22:06
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The following day, Frank left his goggles at home & grabbed a live shell instead of his Thermos for lunch!
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