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A member of the Womens Royal Army Corp demonstrating during a weapons search how it is possible to conceal in the crack of her buttocks, a clip of 9mm rounds................................... two 105mm howitzer shells, four 16 inch naval shells and the bass-baritone section of the Welsh National male colliery choir.
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Able Seaman Scroggins, having joined the Navy having been seduced by the recruitment poster "Join the Navy and feel a Man" is dissapointed to find in training, that it is far from the truth.
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Able Seaman Scroggins, having joined the Navy having been seduced by the recruitment poster "Join the Navy and feel a Man" is dissapointed to find in training, that it is far from the truth.
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"Search all you like mate, but you won't find a Busted Hyman in there, he is way back still on the 3rd green".....
"This camoflage is rubbish. Everyone can see me hiding behind a bush."
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'Now then, let's tuck this out of the way, eh? Wouldn't want you pulling the wrong piece of string now, would we?
Right, so let's practice this one more time:
"One thousand and one... one thousand and two... one thousand and three... ...and PULL CORD!!"'
An embarrassing disaster at the village charity parachute jump was narrowly averted
Right, so let's practice this one more time:
"One thousand and one... one thousand and two... one thousand and three... ...and PULL CORD!!"'
An embarrassing disaster at the village charity parachute jump was narrowly averted
Not long now lads - just a few more psi, the head will come up and she'll be ready for action.
"Not long now lads - just a few more psi, the head will come up and he'll be ready for action. "
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Laugh at him would they? When the rest of his squad turned up Corporal Bloggs was going to order the full strip search with an*l probe for the rest of the queue.