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Old 12th Mar 2011, 12:19
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Well Co it beats dodging rabbits.
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Old 12th Mar 2011, 12:26
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"Thieving bastards. This'll learn 'em."
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Old 12th Mar 2011, 19:27
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Lybian Air Force evade no fly zone
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Old 12th Mar 2011, 21:56
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"Dis am de kaptan speekin. We am tekkin off wen we catch your bags."
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Old 12th Mar 2011, 22:27
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FO: "Rotate?"
Capt.: "No...not yet..."
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Old 13th Mar 2011, 20:25
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It was whilst filming on location for 'Air America 2' that it became fairly obvious that Mel Gibson still had to work on his basic people skills!

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Old 14th Mar 2011, 03:13
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Although Steven Slater's new career as a pilot was going well, he still had anger management issues.
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Old 14th Mar 2011, 16:13
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Ground run
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Old 14th Mar 2011, 21:50
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Nigeria's provincial 'Request stop' service definitely had potential, but using existing bus stops as a FATO was going to need a re-think..
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Old 14th Mar 2011, 22:56
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"Project Future Brize's parking plan a resounding success", opines Emperor in new attire.
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Old 15th Mar 2011, 12:34
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"See I told you we don't need a Nav anymore, this GPS works a treat, though you would have thought the runway would have been paved"

Or

"Bloody hell it's starting to tip, can someone tell the loadie to go sit over the port side and stop eating the pies in the galley."
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Old 15th Mar 2011, 13:04
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Yep, thats the guy in the green shirt - I sent him my bank details and he promised to send me the cash I was due....lying bas
..Get him !
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Old 15th Mar 2011, 14:24
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(with acknowledgments to the entry above):

It began to dawn on Mr N'Gombo and his spam gang that phishing for Vladimir Putin's bank details might have been unwise.
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Old 15th Mar 2011, 19:35
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If no-one objects, judging tomorrow pm.
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Old 16th Mar 2011, 09:16
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Sqn OC decides on extreme methods for getting the group down to Barbershop Quartet size in time for "RAF's Got Talent"
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Old 16th Mar 2011, 17:55
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Times short so I'll be brief.
The winner is Nutloose with;
Bloody hell it's starting to tip, can someone tell the loadie to go sit over the port side and stop eating the pies in the galley."
Well done.
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 03:52
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Wow... Thank you


Ok trying to be topical and this one will run for a week, results next Wednesday, see what you can cook up for this turkey......







Thanks to the site I have linked it off.
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 05:00
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"Don't worry, Muammar, that nice Mr Blair will soon be here to sort things out."
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Old 17th Mar 2011, 05:17
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Weekend at Bernie's 4

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Old 17th Mar 2011, 06:55
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"Thank you for attending this Parliamentary Select Committee on the Libyan crisis Foreign Secretary. If you wouldn't mind answering a few questions, Mr Hague..."
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