Some superb entries for this one. Today's White Rating goes to pohm1 for:
It began to dawn on RAF Police Dog Ben that the hoops of fire really weren't all that scary.
and a Green to dc1968 for:
"Yeah very funny...but let's see who's still laughing after we get back down and you try taking this muzzle off eh?"
But today's Master Green just has to go to 622 for:
Yep, the muzzle works fine, but we will need a cork at the other end to stop the whistling.
You have control, sir.