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Following a long flight back from the sandbox with soldiers onboard that had just had their first fresh rations in months, flushing the toilet required an extraordinary pull on the chain.
How F/O Bloggs learnt that 0.1% Gradient Up Slope was to be factored into calculations, and not be be regarded as 'bugger all'.
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ATC: "Clear to push back and start".
Ground crew: "Oh, bu&&er!"
Ground crew: "Oh, bu&&er!"
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Captain to Co "F@rk me - this guy's making a meal of it. At Abingdon we had a chunky WRAF lass who'd tug anything in seconds"
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Capt. "Bloggs. The IFF is on the fritz, check & make sure the bald chap is a friendly will you?"
F/O Bloggs: "Ooerr...he's friendly alright. I'd recognise those buns anywhere! Hello sweetie!"
F/O Bloggs: "Ooerr...he's friendly alright. I'd recognise those buns anywhere! Hello sweetie!"