Caption competition

[Howabout]

Is that a nav computer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[ix_touring]

The photographer wasn't cut out for the porn world; taking a load of pics of a Banana Jet, not of the Banana IN Jet, like the editor asked.

iX

[Runaway Gun]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce Jimmy Macintosh as the winner with:

"Crap! keep the power on! if we'd been in the phantom we would have got her underwear as well."

[gileraguy]

Buster is my hero!

[Buster Hyman]

Did she really say that??

[Vitesse]

There's an aircraft in that picture...?

[Runaway Gun]

I borrowed the picture with permission from the Flying Vixens calendar website.
Apparently she's an Aussie model called Vanessa. She doesn't really fly.
As for the aircraft type, an American friend told me "It's got folding wings, must be US Navy". Errrrmmmmm....

[gileraguy]

there were no parenthesis on the last post.

buster, are you a writer?

i do so enjoy your posts on this thread, even if they make me feel comedically inadequate.

[Shlonghaul]

Is that a Macintosh she's wearing? Ohh errr sorry Jimmy....... Jimmy! ..... J I M M Y!!

[Jimmy Macintosh]

I'm here! be with you soon...(I hope this one's not a repeat.)

[Grabbers]

"I'd like to present the latest in Defense Technology. A remote controlled drone capable of striking fear into the hearts of our enemies everywhere...."








"And behind it is our latest UAV"

[Runaway Gun]

"Mister President, you don't have to stand quite this close for the on-board camera to see you."

[FinelyChopped]

Er, Mr President, it's behind you.

[TheWizard]

"I'm sorry Mr President, this one belongs to Homeland Security. It does not have any Hellfire missiles even though it does cross the border into another country's airspace every day."

[Buster Hyman]

Spot the Predator....




or

"I have nothing to declare but my wet..."

[622]

GB has the last laugh as he officially hands over the replacement 'Air Force 1'.

[Buster Hyman]

GWB: "Since when did we start hiring Oompa Loompas in the USCS?"

[arandcee]

When I typed 'probe bush' into Google Images this wasn't what I was after!

[Cows getting bigger]

"Border protection? WE HAVE BORDERS? I thought I told you rednecks to take over the World. Where is that yellow bellied excuse of a commie president?"

[gileraguy]

guy in tan: "sorry Mr President but it's not possible for you to sit in the cockpit of this aircraft for a photo op."