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[monkeymanagement]

All these years of ISS 'this' and ISS 'that' and I notice that the warning sign has been misspelt - it should be an 'R' not a 'J'!

[pohm1]

Flying Officer Lovelace is pictured here displaying her personal bouyancy device.



And her lifejacket.


P1

[Shlonghaul]

Gentlemen, there are certain new perks about joining the Air Force.......

OR

Corrr, she can use my ejection seat anytime!!!!

[6Z3]

Looks to me that she's got everything I'd want her to have....

.....except perhaps leg restraints, yes that's what she's missing

[ghostrider1]

Club 18-30 Air hostie ready for safety demo

[airborne_artist]

"In case of emergency, pull strings and insert dispenser in slot provided"

[ACW599]

"Well, Bloggs, here's what happens when you get to 1,000 hours on Buccs. It gets even better at 1,500..."

[JagRigger]

The prayers of the faithfull were finally answered :

Dr FOD - the Sequel

[shawtarce]

start the engine, please start the engine.........

[brickhistory]

Winston got it right albeit a bit early.

[Buster Hyman]

or...

"Never, has so much, been owed by so many, to so...PHWOAR!!!"

[andrewmcharlton]

"Will these provide adequate buoyancy sir?"

[ix_touring]

(In best estury 'inglish)

"Now listen 'ere mista photographer, 'you said I'd be do'in a free sum. I'm 'ere but where's the old bird and who's this May West tart?"



mjcp

[aseanaero]

"G suit ? , I thought you said G string !"

[Runaway Gun]

"Be honest - Does my Bucc look big in this?"

[FinelyChopped]

Patricia the Squipper

[arandcee]

What you'll see if you can enable the mystical 'setting 27' on your NVGs.

[Dan Gerous]

Somebody tell the stupid beatch she's got the hair dryer the wrong way round. The hot air comes out the other end..duhhh.

[ACW599]

"Hey, Nav, I thought you said something about a birdstrike?"

or:

"I swear to G*d I just slapped the tank, there was a puff of smoke and she appeared".

[brickhistory]

Funny, I could have sworn that was an S1 intake before she showed up...