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Old 7th Oct 2010, 21:18
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I wish I had a Samsonite suitcase.
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Old 7th Oct 2010, 23:06
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First meeting of the RAF Pilfering Investigations Committee.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 01:52
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...and just out of intrest, lets see what happens if I pull this handle too..?
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 05:56
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Ok, the parachute and body armour I can understand, but what's the inflatable ten pin for?
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 05:59
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Well Ginger, I too am disappointed. When I heard Mae West was coming, I expected someone a little more exotic.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 06:10
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Nice norks.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 06:38
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The AVM did enjoy his game of Human Buckaroo.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 06:49
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"Well sir, we used the Design function on JPA for some covert body armour and it came up with this."
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 08:53
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Chutes you, Sir. Ohh!
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 08:57
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Due to an MOD procurement misunderstanding the Mk 1 Mae West was modelled on her bloomers, not her top.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 10:12
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"Well...an excellent demonstration Sqn Ldr. But however, I'm still not convinced that a crew mounted airbag system is really the best way forward in an emergency situation?"
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 12:09
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Don't worry sir, it'll ride up with wear.
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 18:13
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And then, when I pull this string, all the dirt falls down my trouser legs. I use my feet to mix it in with the dirt in the yard and jerry will never know...
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 18:39
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Honestly, it will go in the overhead locker as hand baggage. I am only wearing it to get past the dork at the boarding gate
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 20:34
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AOC: "So which of you two jokers is going to be on guard duty for the next decade for pulling the cord?"
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 20:55
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I know it's wrong but I can't resist.

"Cpl, this batman's full. Bring me another."
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 21:15
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"My goodness the Growbags get fitted with Airbags as well"
another one of Prince Phillips classic quotes
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Old 8th Oct 2010, 21:27
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I suppose a burkah might hide it?
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 00:08
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"Oh I say, no, no, no! We're taking enough flack re the fitness test, and now you introduce new PT kit!"
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Old 9th Oct 2010, 02:55
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Overloaded? No. Bloggs is just happy to see us.
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