Judging time! Thanks for all the entries, very hard to pick a winner.
Honourable mention to Wokafans for the concept of a Nazi Shopping Channel (don't have Sky, but suspect that may actually exist).
Third : Nutloose with the topical:
Fritz's ass takes up a defensive posture after learning of the planned visit by William Hague, the British Home Secretary.
Second: 622's coffee/keyboard catalyst (there is no justice)
Bugger...my donkeys been clamped.
First: Finely Chopped made tea come out of my nose with:
Franz dreaded playing Buckaroo.
Over to you Finely!