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Old 17th Apr 2015, 02:10
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Our attempt to arrange a cheap and cheap cheerful tarmac sweeper apparently failed.
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 02:28
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"We could use the Captain Mainwaring Hedgehog system to get rid of the prickles".
 
Old 17th Apr 2015, 02:56
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Solid evidence supported the assumption that a recently discovered tribe in the Amazonas rainforest was somewhat hostile towards western civilization.
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 08:15
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Originally Posted by Roadster280
Thank Christ it wasn't Tomahawks!!
Brilliant
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 11:15
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Three wheels on my wagon, I'm just rolling along, the Cherokees don't bother me....................
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 12:20
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Sorry, I think the aquapuncture is a bit excessive. In any case I asked for help with a pain not a bl***y plane!
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 12:25
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"Have you seen the pilot?, now you know why we call them paleface's"
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 13:01
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"I know the LARS guys call it 'Indian country' and don't like infringers much, but I do think this was a bit unnecessary".
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 14:43
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Prototype

Piper Comanche conversion



Final production model,

Piper Arrow

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Old 17th Apr 2015, 15:27
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I guess we shouldn't have flown over the SNP rally at Bannockburn.


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Old 17th Apr 2015, 15:57
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Good work Hoskins, I really thought flying that shipment of magnets was going to be trouble.
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 17:23
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"Did you get 'Permission to Grow ?"
 
Old 17th Apr 2015, 18:20
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Now do you understand why flying inverted, at low-level, is a bad idea?
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 18:48
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"Well we certainly ruffled someone's feathers there"
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 20:19
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"How am I going to sell it now?"

"Call it Art. You'll get twice the price!

Mind you,you'll have to write some totally pretentious boll#cks as well, and give it some weird foreign name like Avião."
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Old 17th Apr 2015, 23:06
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"Tumbleweed's the stuff !"
 
Old 18th Apr 2015, 00:46
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And with the extra pitot tubes, I was able to save 8% on my insurance premium!
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Old 18th Apr 2015, 01:16
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I sorry sir, but your insurance policy clearly states that we won't pay for acts of war.
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Old 18th Apr 2015, 01:27
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Um, is it possible that we could ask for another FOD sweep of the runway please?
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Old 18th Apr 2015, 01:46
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Turns out, writing "Piss off Biggles" on his barn just wasn't effective enough
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