Caption competition

[toptobottom]

"And there'll be no more 'Silent but deadlys' from you, thank you Station Commander - just because I'm wearing a full-face helmet, it doesn't mean I've lost my sense of smell..."

[Rather be Gardening]

The year was 2018. Nick Hewer decided that this was definitely going to be the last series of The Apprentice that he took part in.

[Buster Hyman]

"Commander, I want you to tear this ship apart and find me those posters that want to scrap the RAF!"

[Wyler]

The first female Afgahan soldier, wearing the Hijab body armour, is introduced to the media.

[6Z3]

Second on the right...but you might want to give it 5 minutes.

[Runaway Gun]

This geezer's only got three medals, she's got about fifty, and I have none. Is it because I is black?

[Dan Gerous]

Hey, look at those nutters over there, they're all dressed up as characters from Star Trek

[seekayess]

Woman, to the bloke on her left: Stop fingering the back of my hand, will ya?

[Buster Hyman]

"Death by PowerPoint? I'll show you death by PowerPoint!"

[airpolice]

“I don’t care how many medals you have Sergeant, get your hair cut before the next parade!”

[Siggie]

After SDSR, the final episode - "Stark Wars"

[Bandoleer]

Billy Mitchell retained new defense counsel...

[airborne_artist]

Thinking of disbanding the RAF, are you Minister? Are you really sure about that?

[Buster Hyman]

The new head of the Census Bureau was keen to discover who was answering "Jedi" in the Religion question.

[dc1968]

Today at a press conference held on Tatooine, and as a result of the recent impressive viewing figures acheived by rival channel Jedi TV with there Saturday night prime time show 'The X-Wing Factor', the judges for the Galactic Channel's newest talent show, 'The Empire's Got Talent' are unveiled to the waiting public.

or how about....

Lord Vader proves once again during filming of latest series of 'The Apprentice' why he was such a wise choice to replace Sir Alan Sugar.

[pohm1]

Ginger, Im not your father.

P1

[dc1968]

At the judicial enquiry convened following the destruction of The Death Star, Darth Vader once again reiterates his opinion that corporate blame should lie solely with the space station's original air conditioning system designers, for failing to incorporate a method of securing the external exhaust ducts during an enemy attack! The Dark Lord of Sith also commented, that whichever architect allowed that very same duct to then lead un-hindered and directly to the reactor core itself should quote '...quite frankly (WHOOOOOR) be hung upside down by their toenails and (WHOOOOOR) have their genetalia gently tickled (WHOOOOOR)by a near sighted Wookie (WHOOOOOR) using a rusty light sabre!'

[M-rat]

After 30 years in the Sandbox - yes Luke, I am your Father. And your Uncle too!

[toptobottom]

"...and don't let me catch you in her underwear again..

I'm the only one allowed to dress up around here!"

[airborne_artist]

Lord Mandelson was thrilled to be the keynote speaker at the Armed Forces LGBT conference.