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Old 15th Jun 2010, 01:55
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Just a little lower Sir, then I can lick them for you...Sir...

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Berties new invention...the Boche Kite!
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 02:13
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Al Jolson is................Batman!


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The prototype Dave
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 04:18
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Does the rabbit go around the tree and then back in the hole?
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 05:24
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The incoming CDS demonstrates the advantages of disestablishing the RAF and reforming the RFC.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 05:48
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"Wheeeeeeee! Ginger, you've got to try this!"
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 06:41
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"Cancel the NH90 order, Hoskins. This is just what SF needs".

or:

"Sir, you forgot your vuvuzela".
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 06:46
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After the SDR...the RAF's latest multirole A/C was put through it's paces.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 07:31
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"NO! I said knit one, pearl TWO!! Now look what you've done!"
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 09:18
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Although very comfortable, Hoskin's flying commode wasn't as stealthy as a bucket.

iX
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 09:23
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Having seen the latest technology for in Stadium 'flying cameras' at the world cup, the BBC try out their innovative device in preparation for the Olympics.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 10:35
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When I said, "Don't forget to cast off"...
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 10:42
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No-one thought the old 'Colditz Aerial Crochet Display Team' escape plan would work for a second time.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 10:48
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It is a shame we will have to wait for tranche 3 to see all the good kit!
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 11:15
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The Block II F35 was quite a let down.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 19:24
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Budget cuts meant the 'rapid deployment aerial reconnaissance force' was somewhat short on technical sophistication. The pilots were simply relieved that they still had a job.
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Old 15th Jun 2010, 19:32
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"I say Rupert....when the RFC calls them "Kites"...are you sure this is what they are talking about?"
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Old 16th Jun 2010, 11:20
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Last entries now folks. I'll call it sometime tomorrow
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Old 16th Jun 2010, 12:07
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Lower right fellow: "Nein. Nein. Nein. Ze machen de llama shapen like dis."
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Old 16th Jun 2010, 12:25
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Famous last words in aviation #328:
"For God's sake, don't let go of the rope!"
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Old 16th Jun 2010, 13:16
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No, I could still hear those damnable vuvzelas from up there.
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