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Old 28th Jul 2013, 00:46
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"All this will be yours if you live long enough!"
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Old 28th Jul 2013, 11:49
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Yes Dad, this is the affected area of contamination after we changed Georges first nappy, everyone in this circle has been issued with a Hazchem suit

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Yes Dad, this is our area of search, we are tasked with looking for Fox3, last seen on 17th July
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Old 28th Jul 2013, 12:45
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"Apparently I'm being given an honorary doctorate because I'm the DoC so I thought the least I could do is present something on how a helicopter flies in a straight line. As no-one really understands the physics, I thought I'd try and use string theory"

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Old 28th Jul 2013, 15:55
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Bloody squippers tie everything down with string these days ... including the sodding map errrr
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Old 28th Jul 2013, 17:20
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Seriously dad there is a nudist colony there.

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Old 28th Jul 2013, 23:08
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My goodness, is that the time? I must go and collect the Rottweiler from the vet!
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 00:10
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Ok seems to be running out of steam, so will score it tomorrow if that's ok with folks...
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 06:18
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Yes Dad, Special Mission, hush hush and all that, we have been tasked by the CIA to help them look for Snowdon............. cant be that difficult after all its a mountain in wales, be back with the sprogg in time for tea and medals.
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 06:55
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They have told me that if I put my finger thus I can do a manoeuvre called "Walk the dog"
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 12:25
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This is where Harry has asked us to pick up him and Pippa, something about his chopper not being big enough.
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 18:07
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And the winner and first out of the gate with an excellent


Plastic Bonsai

So I pulled the G-string to the side like this....


2nd place with another excellent caption is

Shy Torque

"Don't worry, son. One can always pull a few more strings and get you out of Wales and into Cambridge!"

"Actually, Pater, one has already..... "

3rd place is

Kiltrash

PoW..... Ah that old chestnut, how long in a piece of string

DoC..... well acording to the map this one is 87 miles long


Well done everyone and over to you Plastic Bonsai...

Now all we need to worry about is the fact the Madness of King George appears to have hit two generations early this time around




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Old 29th Jul 2013, 19:05
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Worthy winner ...
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Old 29th Jul 2013, 20:01
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Winner! Oh....thought you had referred to Buster as I read it "Whiner"!
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 12:02
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 20:02
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Oooo er gosh again....

Sorry sorry,

Memo to self don't look at the Pprune CapComp at 2 in the morning after looking at other sites.....

Sorry

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Old 30th Jul 2013, 20:19
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Nah ... Pink Floyd lost a flying pig not a flying cow


(Remind me tell that story some time)
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:04
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The balloon pilot made an udder tit of himself.

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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:21
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A secluded holiday in Gstaad seemed such a good idea for Wills, Kate and George but the daily milk delivery rather put paid to any hopes of anonymity.

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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:22
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Although it demonstrated a sense of humor, the Swiss Guard aerial division still needed updating...
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Old 30th Jul 2013, 21:24
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The new 'Wing Cow' was just like the old one. Slow moving, difficult to control and full of hot air.

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