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24th Dec 2009, 03:34

#8101 (permalink)

SASless

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"Absolutely Mr. President.....I have nothing to hide! Yes, I know you believe in Trust but Verify....but really!"

24th Dec 2009, 09:42

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Stitchbitch

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"Afghanistan you say? It will all be over in a year, you wait and see...."

24th Dec 2009, 09:49

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Siggie

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He got into the mood by wearing something provocative, but his long distance 'Happy Birthday Mr President" phone call was no match for Marilyn's.

24th Dec 2009, 10:18

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ACW599

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"Nyet. This story is completely incorrect. There are no man boobs in the glorious Soviet Union"

24th Dec 2009, 10:34

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Lafyar Cokov

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What did you expect Mr President - it is the 'Hotline'

24th Dec 2009, 11:59

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off centre

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Magnumski, P.I.

24th Dec 2009, 13:02

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SASless

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"Putin? Putin? Who is this Putin fellow? Send him to see me straightaway!"

24th Dec 2009, 13:21

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Cows getting bigger

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Hugh Hefner's brief to the editor of "Russian Playboy" was somewhat confused in translation.

24th Dec 2009, 17:11

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Air Cadet

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" Welcome to 0898 Russian Babes. I'm Natalya and I'm not wearing very much "

25th Dec 2009, 01:41

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Shlonghaul

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You want to put my photo on page 3 of Pravda?

25th Dec 2009, 15:56

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seekayess

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Da! Da!! That vud be one extra large pizza vith everything -- and don't forget the anchovies!!

26th Dec 2009, 07:51

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Buster Hyman

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"Da, I'm naked...and totally hot forr you Comrade...Da, I'm playing with my boobies now...ooooohhhh..."

26th Dec 2009, 10:38

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LurkerBelow

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Sorry Komrad, this is not the local Chinese take-away - you have the...
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No, I don't know what the number might be.
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and no, I don't have a local phone book - I don't have any phone...
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Where is this place called Bassingstoke?
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- and the same to you!

26th Dec 2009, 13:38

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arandcee

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Hey, baby, I'm head of the party now and I declare it officially started!

26th Dec 2009, 14:07

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ShyTorque

Avoid imitations

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Hello? Saltmine? Right, find space for my idiot surgeon - I've just removed the bandages. He's transplanted an arse onto my midriff!

26th Dec 2009, 15:17

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Geezers of Nazareth

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Hello ... I'd like to vote for 'Jedward'.

26th Dec 2009, 23:12

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Buster Hyman

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"Da...I'd like to order 12 Budgies...."

27th Dec 2009, 15:16

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Rather be Gardening

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Advertising Disasters Number 3 - Marks & Spencer replace the wiggly girl in her underwear with this.......

27th Dec 2009, 17:05

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wileydog3

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Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? ... *Of course* I like to speak to you! ... *Of course* I like to say hello! ... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call. ... Listen, if it wasn't friendly ... you probably wouldn't have even got it. ...

... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. ...I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right.