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Old 7th Jun 2010, 23:56
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"Well, it ain't metric, standard, or whitworth. Get a torch!"
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Old 8th Jun 2010, 11:12
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The winner is Lafyar Cokov for:

The spotters are getting closer and closer to the aircraft these days!
Followed by SASless:

"You Air Bus pilots are all the same...bending the bleeding Throttles during the Control Checks!"
With honourable mentions to Runaway Gun for

"No - the rear altimeter should read TWO feet on QFE, and the front FOUR."
and Fox3WheresMyBanana for

"Switches off.......Switches off.....Nope, he's nodded off again"

Over to you, Lafyar Cokov
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 11:16
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Bumpity Bump!
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 11:45
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Thanks very much - honoured again!!

Marks for originality.......

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Old 10th Jun 2010, 11:47
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The enigmatic pile.......ot
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 11:51
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Drats! Finally outed ...
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 12:08
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"Bona Lisa"
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 13:13
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"Mamma Mia Leonardo! I said Hurry her up, not Harrier up!"
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 14:12
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That's got to be a record - took her 500 years to tell us she was a Harrier pilot
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 19:19
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Mmmm, 3 Sqn. Its not 1, but I suppose it will do.
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 19:56
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Oh, sorry, thought I was in the pregnant RAF officer thread...
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 20:00
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A lonely perfectionist who never smiles.. pity she's had to wait 500 years for the perfect job.
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 20:03
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Why the smile??

The crotch strap is too tight!!
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 22:28
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The face says it all really..."I'm a Pilot"
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Old 10th Jun 2010, 23:08
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Hovering, hoovering. Its all the same to me.
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Old 11th Jun 2010, 09:45
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Is this what's known as a PILF?
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Old 11th Jun 2010, 17:19
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Or "Moaner" Lisa, as the UK's first female Harrier pilot is known.
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Old 11th Jun 2010, 17:35
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This is roomier than my portacabin...
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Old 11th Jun 2010, 20:25
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The original, before Leonardo found that his contemporaries were too baffled by his aeronautical drawings to understand this accompanying painting.

That his more sedate version became world famous was quite unexpected.
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Old 11th Jun 2010, 22:43
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"Well YOU try looking enigmatic with this much thrust!"
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