Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

"It's a small world after all...it's a small wor....fellas?....Guys?....Hello?"

[BEagle]

The US 2012 Olympic diving team began training early......

[Barkly1992]

I am not Jesus of Nasareth - OK!

[Buster Hyman]

Astronaut when looking at Earth;

"My God. It's full of Bars!"

[ozbiggles]

Take a photo now boys..... it'll be a long time before we do this again

[simon brown]

Beep " If you fall off and break your leg dont come running to me" beep


or

"Nice to see Spry's column has moved with the times"

[Longhitter]

NASA discovered the hard way that somewhere the program for a 1400 RPM spin cycle had been mixed up with the robotic arm control software...

[Hempy]

Bloody great, bats are dead in the remote again...

[ix_touring]

Look Ma, No hands!

or

Clint liked the light weight foot plate but thought the Mk9 wrist watch wasn't quite as ultra portable as they made out.

or

Bob discovered the one thing more unpopular than a fart in a space suit...a fart in a space ship!

iX

[clicker]

The inventors of the bean powered puffer jet had not taken the effects of the other crew members into account.

[ACW599]

"No, no, it's an E flat at bar 36 because he's establishing the key of A minor. Again, please, gentlemen, on the downbeat".

[The Nr Fairy]

Now, do you think you can move it fast enough to do the Hokey Cokey ?

[cockney steve]

I tell you, the frickin' asteroid missed me by this much.

[brakedwell]

Bu**er, I forgot the spanner!

[Mactlsm1]

Klingons?, Wot Klingons!


Mac

[L J R]

Hey Wilbur and Orville, I am travelling at 17,000 MPH.....bet you didn't think it would come to that hey!

[arandcee]

WAIT! NO! Don't take a picture, I didn't have time to do my hair this morning!

[Rather be Gardening]

My nose is itching .........

[brickhistory]

And the winner is.....

Buster Hyman with the nice tip of the hat to the movie 2001:

"My God. It's full of Bars!"

Over to you, sir.

1st runner up and obliged to take over in the event the winner fails to assume office within 24 hours:

Dan Gerous' always in style conspiracy theory entry of:

...and... cut. Great everyone, thats lunch, back at 1.30 and we'll do the close up and green screen sequences of the Space Telescope.

[Buster Hyman]

Okie-diddly-dokie then! Cheers Brick. Lets see what we can do with this one....



(Again, apologies if it's a repeat...it's just too big a thread for us newbies!)