The winner is Lafyar Cokov for:
The spotters are getting closer and closer to the aircraft these days!
Followed by SASless:
"You Air Bus pilots are all the same...bending the bleeding Throttles during the Control Checks!"
With honourable mentions to Runaway Gun for
"No - the rear altimeter should read TWO feet on QFE, and the front FOUR."
and Fox3WheresMyBanana for
"Switches off.......Switches off.....Nope, he's nodded off again"
Over to you, Lafyar Cokov