Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

I'm honoured indeed. The next challenge is this, shamelessly stolen from this thread:

[arandcee]

After Donald, Hughie, Dewey and Louie had been made into duck down mattresses they had, incorrectly as it turned out, thought themselves safe from being involved in a bird strike.

[pohm1]

There were many suprised faces when the much anticipated Harrier test-bed was delivered.

[PPRuNeUser0139]

OC Admin's idea for a Harrier go-pack hits a minor snag on its first time out..

[Davetron]

The crew were a little bit quick in putting the jet to bed and heading off to the bar.

[The Nr Fairy]

Glad to see you 've taken on board the lessons of that flight safety poster of the Yanks dug in. However Bloggs this has gone to the OTHER extreme.

[RETDPI]

" Look out! Here comes Loader - with a face like a haddock. "

[brickhistory]

The Marines' conjugal visits morale plan needed thinking through...

[sikeano]

Reason I carry my bed with me,
I like to wake up to the smell of kerosene

[airborne_artist]

"Can we get away with blaming the movers for it, Sir?"

[PICKS135]

You dont need to go to a hotel sir, you've got a bed.

[Runaway Gun]

It took little further investigation to figure who had been hovering suspiciously outside the WAF barracks....

[ACW599]

"I bet that bloke who calls himself 'The Helpful Stacker' on PPRuNe is something to do with this"

or:

"No problem, darling. As you see, all us Harrier men prepare well in advance".

[Rather be Gardening]

"Ma'am, Chiefy thinks that keeping stabiliser wheels on for your first solo landing would have been a better idea".

[Lafyar Cokov]

When I said "I want the latest intake of Load-Mattresses to report to Wittering, what I meant was................"

[PingDit]

"No Sarge - all I can see is a book, some glasses and 2 feet wrapped up in a sheet - oh! - and a bit of bare ar5e!"

[WhiteOvies]

Harrier student makes fast decision when confronted with "Take me to bed or lose me for ever" dilemma.

[rej]

"ah $hit, we're gonna need a different type of 'divan inspiration' to explain this one to the Staish"

[Brian Dixon]

You idiot! That's not what I meant when I said cover the runway in foam!

[lowlypax]

From the position of the mattress, it looks like the sheets already hit the fan..