Caption competition

[PingDit]

"No - I haven't got a clue what it's all about - they're going through the whole fleet. All I've heard is ... you get put in here for a few hours while they stick something up your tail!"

[ix_touring]

Billed as an “innovative way to double capacity using existing fleets”, executives at launch customer Iberia expressed concerns over the aerodynamics of the new Md-80/B737 hybrid.

[Air Cadet]

Metric / Imperial its more or less the same

[cockney steve]

not exactly what was envisaged , when the newly aquired planes were described as "a bit sheddy"

[ACW599]

It was not immediately clear what had gone wrong with the AGNIS.

or:

"And what are you in for, dear?"

[JagRigger]

Made a note in my diary. Simply says, "Bugger."

( with apologies to Captain Darling )

[im from uranus]

The hide-out of the infamous 'Leuchars Airshow OM Thief' is eventually discovered after he tries to flog some 'wings' on ebay!


Quote "http://www.pprune.org/military-aircr...ck-please.html"

[Whossat Forrus]

Since they legalised cannabis the Senior Stewardess bought a Harley, wears a hand woven kaftan hand spun in her flat pack pseudo Bhutanese mud hut and insists we all have to go through this rebirthing thing.

and:

after the post flight piss up the pilots decided to try the one armed bandit through a bog seat race but discovered the management had banned gambling just last week.

[EyesFront]

Sarah Palin's latest kills were too big for her trophy room, so they had to be mounted outside, on the garden shed.

[Mad As A Mad Thing]

"Glory hole you say?... So how long do we wait?"

[XV277]

The Tardis' new chameleon technology showed some early bugs....

[clicker]

"Has that FMC message for more drag cleared yet"

[Beatriz Fontana]

More evidence of successful PFI in action!

Or

As the credit crunch hits, airlines are urged to "mend and make do".

[clicker]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you, the updated version of the Shorts 330"

[Barkly1992]

Need to get this ball back in play -

[Lafyar Cokov]

Final Call for entries - judging 1900 this evening

[Lafyar Cokov]

Honourable mentions to:


clicker: "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you, the updated version of the Shorts 330"

FinelyChopped: "Sir Henry wanted to bag a Jumbo next for his trophy wall."

and

pohm1: "When I said I wanted you to get me some aircraft stocks, this wasn't quite what I had in mind."

But the winner (for being.....just...wrong) is:

Mad As A Mad Thing: "Glory hole you say?... So how long do we wait?"

Over to you!

[Barkly1992]

Mad as a Mad thing

Not to long I hope!

[Lafyar Cokov]

Clicker - as a newly promoted 2nd place - would you like to take it?

[pohm1]

How about I take the baton?

Do your worst chaps, and no, thats not a caption.




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