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Old 22nd Oct 2008, 22:09
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Caption Competition 2



1. Congratulations! you've passed OASC but I'm afraid you'll have to ditch the handler.

2. RAF is taking Equal Opportunites too far when it comes to aircrew recruitment.
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Old 22nd Oct 2008, 22:15
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There are "rules" for having fun?!
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Old 22nd Oct 2008, 22:19
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Harrier caption:

Flight trials of the new MATRA - SS missiles were proceeding well.


Dog caption:

Dog: "Left 5 ... right 5 ... steady ...."
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Old 22nd Oct 2008, 23:18
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Harrier caption

"See Sir, by putting the mattress by the aircraft the OC did'nt see that dent you made when parking this morning."


Dog Caption
Dog to Handler
"OK you wanted a piss up, pick any black and yellow pole, raise any leg and go."
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Old 22nd Oct 2008, 23:47
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(Re Harrier photo aswell)

Pilot: "Thats right sir! I used to fly Jump Jets! but my navigator needs re-training!"

Dog: Sir!......I like chewing bedroom furniture!.......Sir!"

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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 00:21
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When I said "can you bed the engines in......."

Caption 2:

I'm sorry I seem to have blindly stumbled into a caption competition.....
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 01:32
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The trial of WSOP dogs falls at the final hurdle when he can't decide which black and yellow to bang out with...
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 10:45
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"Call yourself a guidedog. If you were that good you would have looked at PPrune and told me that I hadn't won the previous Caption Competition yet. Ah well, never mind, back to work"
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 11:50
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The keen eyed, hansom navigator knew who was really in charge. No stick, no vote.
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 13:41
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#♫♫ There once was a flying bedstead, with feathers all stubby and brown♫♫
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 13:55
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"Fck me", said the SWO "I know we like to featherbed young aircrew, but this is ridiculous"
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 21:52
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Harrier

The new flat bed business class retrofit does not seem to have worked as well as it did on the 747

Dog

It was not quite what he expected when he was told he would be flying an old dog today
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Old 23rd Oct 2008, 22:59
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Harrier:

Warrens attempt to re-create the Harrier scene in "True Lies" didn't go down so well with the hotel.
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Old 24th Oct 2008, 03:56
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Pilots!!!

Come and join your Harrier Mates and give your Career a real bounce!
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Old 24th Oct 2008, 07:53
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....and it still keeps whining.
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Old 25th Oct 2008, 05:27
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Bloggs discovered the real reason for diverting to Bedford with a Harrier gear snag.

I'll get my coat.......
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Old 25th Oct 2008, 09:19
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Trainee Harrier pilot shows progression from landing on the sea bed at Lowestoft!
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Old 27th Oct 2008, 11:14
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and the winner is....................?
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Old 27th Oct 2008, 18:58
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"I didn't say you were a mother f****r - I said you had committed Mattresside!!"
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Old 29th Oct 2008, 12:33
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If your Dunlops don't dangle, try Dunlopillo
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