Highly commended:
ACW599 with "I bet that bloke who calls himself 'The Helpful Stacker' on PPRuNe is something to do with this"
and PICKS135 with "You dont need to go to a hotel sir, you've got a bed."
But it's
Lafyar Cokov who wins this time - with these:
"I didn't say you were a mother f****r - I said you had committed Mattresside!!"
When I said "can you bed the engines in......."
Over to you LC