Caption competition

[ACW599]

TomTom's early prototype worked well but was somewhat impractical.

or:

"Sir, the Mode S squitters show it's definitely a Backfire and he's heading for Hull".

[BRJC]

"Mr Ed gets drafted!"


"The Nigerian army's cutting edge mobile communications unit"

[Lafyar Cokov]

The revolutionary "I-Plod" really transformed mobile music in the early 1950s.

[pohm1]

Nice one Mysticmeg, but not totally original...see previous page for details!

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[PingDit]

And from the Sun newspaper:

'RSPCA complains to the MoD following discovery of the new army Automated field-conditions lightning conductor'

[Epimetheus]

On reflection, CinC decided that he if had a horse rather than a train - fewer would be able to get off.

[Roadster280]

Never mind the batteries, have you seen how much hay and carrots this thing needs?

[TheWizard]

The UOR for a vehicle with a bit more 'horse-power' was met with some disappointment by the Royal Signals.

[ACW599]

"Sorry, sarge, there's nothing in the manual about where to insert the SIM card -- any ideas?"

or:

"Broadsword calling Danny Boy, over".

or:

"I still say it's not a viable replacement for a Nimrod R1, even if it is cheaper".

[Dan Gerous]

With things being quiet at the moment, the horse wondered if the chaps fancied a game of "BUCKAROO"

[6Z3]

Time for some judging:

Highly commended ACW599 with a topical:

"Sir, the Mode S squitters show it's definitely a Backfire and he's heading for Hull".

But horse's expression is surely thinking:

Runner up Brickhistory with:

Horse: "Stepping stone for the Army polo team, my ass..."

Winner by a short head ShyTorque with:

It's from the horse, sir.

He's just PVR'd!

It's all your's ShyTorque

[ShyTorque]

Ooer, I'm embarrassed now, I'm running out of photos!

Try this:

[Lafyar Cokov]

When I said "Select 5 flap" what I meant was..............

[ProM]

I don't think that the above can be beaten

[brickhistory]

Cessna's post-war "The Whistler" was not a commercial success.

[Hempy]

When I said "Select 5 flap" what I meant was..............

Now I'm not even going to bother.......

[PingDit]

..." I suppose it's ok, but I hate it when you have to shout 'Airbrakes' out of the window REALLY loudly"...

[ACW599]

Bloggs's intake of recreational drugs had reached such a level that seeing lift pixies was a regular occurrence.

[Davetron]

The dripping hydrolic leak was still a mystery to the pilot...

[pohm1]

Michael O'Leary was unconcerned by industry criticism of Ryanair's new budget airline seating.

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