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Old 8th Oct 2008, 16:01
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"and then I woke up in this Sixth Formers dorm, went for a piss, saw the drainpipe and the rest, I'm relieved to say, is history"
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Old 8th Oct 2008, 16:30
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"In the event of a loss of cabin pressure, your oxygen mask will drop just here..."
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Old 8th Oct 2008, 16:53
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Dad, what's Vne stand for?

"Velocity norks extended, son"
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Old 8th Oct 2008, 20:36
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The synchro swimming team had decided that the reservoir's diving board just wasn't high enough for a 'spectacular'.

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Old 9th Oct 2008, 08:14
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"No you moron, it’s that way..." (in unison from the top)

...the world’s first super critical wing.

Or

...despite a penchant for whirlwind romances, the new vortex generators were not all that effective.

Or
The rebranding of the Statue of Liberty sightseeing aircraft needed a rethink...
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 14:29
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Took five of 'em to bust THIS bronco!
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 16:09
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It's a Semaphore message Sir; "D-D-D-D-D" which translates to..., let me see...

....Ah yes here it is...."Help, the upper wing ripped out of our hands about 5 miles back"
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 17:38
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Is that Haws frost I detect on the upper wing?.

Nope just Frosty Whores
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 18:00
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"Wooaahhhhh - Bodyform........ Now with wings"
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 18:09
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Ladies finishing school teaches the ultimate way to disguise that fart.
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 18:37
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"I don't know about you, Mavis, but I don't remember that 'lift and separate' advert saying anything about this".
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Old 9th Oct 2008, 22:00
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"When I signed up for this Tampax advert I thought bit of horse riding, bit of swimming, but the director is definately making a point too far."
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Old 10th Oct 2008, 05:51
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Tonight Matthew we going to be the Flying Dyslexic Village People
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Old 10th Oct 2008, 06:13
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...the world’s first super critical wing.
Outstanding, ix!
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Old 12th Oct 2008, 20:16
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It's Sunday so time to judge again.

Close runner up:

EngAl
Oo, er, if that's what we got when I asked for 5 gals, what did they put in the tank
But The Winner is:

ix_touring "No you moron, it’s that way..." (in unison from the top)
...the world’s first super critical wing.
IX_touring, over to you, my friend!
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Old 12th Oct 2008, 20:34
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque

IX_touring, over to you, my friend!
Super critical wing and, as Mrs PN pointed out, no drag factor.
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Old 13th Oct 2008, 21:49
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Wow!

OK here goes: Here's a link to a smaller version:
http://www.verslo.is/baldur/p2/140962_LH12_c_256.jpg

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Old 13th Oct 2008, 22:06
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Man with pipe is thinking "If I could just find a can of spinach from somewhere, I could lift it straight out".
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Old 13th Oct 2008, 22:30
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Bloke almost hidden behind wheel: "I was carrying a box of Compo beans over to the mess last night, and dropped some. When I woke up this morning this was here Sir?"
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Old 13th Oct 2008, 22:34
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"OK, OK. I know it wasn't supposed to happen, but if we dig the other wheels in as well, we can use it as a gate guardian".
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