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Old 28th Feb 2019, 05:24
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Well done Hoskins. That's put out the fire!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 05:25
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Sarge... Either this pond has that dye in it that shows when people pee in the water, or we've got a major problem...
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 05:39
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He saw "The Longest Day" recently, now he's got a thing about amphibious assault
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 06:16
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Somewhere in here there's a Harrier.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 06:18
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Sadly, BAe's replacement for the MS10 dinghy proved to be too expensive.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:04
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While trying to winch the casualty the crew found they needed to update the nominal ​​​​​weight assigned when operating up north
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:06
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After a successful ditching on water Hoskins wondered when he was not hailed a hero like that Sully chap
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:12
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Hoskins had not quite grasped the concept of "Rotor Wash".
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:14
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The RAF bird spotters society purchased surplus equipment to blend into the scenery
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:14
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When the Winch Op selects his wrong glasses for a wet singles exercise...….
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:19
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When the crew misunderstood their instruction to pick up the Navy Seals...
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 07:33
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While transporting the SAS to northern Norway Hoskins finds global warming is speeding up
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 08:43
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Loadmaster is having another wet dream.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 08:49
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"Next time I hear 'Are we nearly there yet?', I'll, I'll, I'll - well, I don't want to hear it again."
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 08:53
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'The word navigate in "Aviate, Navigate, Communicate" doesn't actually have anything to do with ships or oceans nowadays.'
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:07
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News Flash..... Scandal over MP's allowances, as MP found to have used the RAF to provide an ornamental duck house for his pond.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:07
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If it swims like a duck..........
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:09
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"You haven't quite mastered the beach landing for a trip to the ice cream van scenario yet, have you Hoskins"
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:10
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"Give us a wave Dave"



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Old 28th Feb 2019, 10:14
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"Ok, if we follow the canal back to the Waterwitch, we should be able to find our way back to the Station from there."


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