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Old 16th Feb 2019, 02:23
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 03:29
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NOT A CAPTION

I Plan on Sunday 17th evening PST for judging - my motto is .. candy is dandy- but liquor is quicker . . .
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 06:22
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"So when did Prince Philip get his pilots' licence?"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 06:23
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"I didn't know that Sebastian Vettel's grandfather was a fighter pilot!"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 06:25
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"Gun firing, gun firing, gun stops...…"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 07:03
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"Rather sad. The teenage pilot threw a strop when told he'd got a departure slot in 50 minutes, and just kicked out."
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 07:05
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"Can we tell cabin crew to point out that the emergency exits are along the sides, not at the front?"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 07:06
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"and ever since, it has been forbidden to attempt to fly beneath Tower Bridge..."
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 07:33
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Originally Posted by CONSO
​​​disruptive camouflage Sir, Jerry will think it so shot up they will leave
it alone.
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 10:04
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Originally Posted by Hydromet
Just to get it out of the way...
"It'll buff out."
And another classic . . . .

"Too close for . . . bloody hell!"
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 10:10
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 10:19
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"The front undercarriage retracted a bit too powerfully, but I managed to get it down again for the landing."
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 11:13
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....aaaaand, now we know why it's called a Boeing!
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 11:24
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Message from Daks over Normandy, scratch one
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 16:10
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"Hoskins, when I said to blow your nose, I meant the one on your face..."
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 16:11
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So, drones are clearly not just a modern problem....
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 19:20
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There's a whistling noise from up front, has someone left a window open?
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 20:36
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The engineers were pleased with the full power run up after the engine repairs however Hoskins chocked the wrong aircraft
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Old 16th Feb 2019, 21:38
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Sorry guys not for me, I don't make humorous comments on a scene where people died that I might have the life I do today..... I know it was unintentional, but there it is. I pass

DeLancey's Crew's Crippled B-17 - 15 October 1944
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Old 17th Feb 2019, 05:04
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Unhappy MY apologies- and MY caption PICTURE closed !
Originally Posted by NutLoose
Sorry guys not for me, I don't make humorous comments on a scene where people died that I might have the life I do today..... I know it was unintentional, but there it is. I pass

DeLancey's Crew's Crippled B-17 - 15 October 1944
MY APOLOGIES- While I realized that probably/possibly one person may have been killed, just the fact that the plane and IMO ( most? ) of the crew survived was a credit to the pilots and crew and builder. I did not know the history


I will go back and delete my photo and let someone else have a go.

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